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Apparently he was unable to compartmentalize, because one night during sex, he actually tried to discuss business with me. Well, I bought him out of the business and we're divorced now." -- "I was having sex with this guy I had been seeing, and I guess my moaning was loud because he actually told me to 'shut up' while he was inside of me!Don't take me back to your parents' house if you're that worried about them hearing us." -- "I was being very verbal in bed with a fellow, when he started laughing, lost his erection, and said, 'You sound like a bad porn movie.' Needless to say that was the last time I had sex with him!

You know, like when your partner’s idea of “using his mouth” involves making mid-coitus cat noises.Saucy bedroom-speak is an art form -- and when his version of that involves bad puns or referring to your lady parts as a starchy vegetable, the only big “O” happening tonight will be you saying, “‘O’ my God, how quickly can an Uber get me out of here?” "This guy in college started baby-talking me in bed about two months after he took my virginity.so clearly, no, he didn't know." -- "Things were getting hot and heavy with my boyfriend (now ex) in his childhood bedroom when we were there for a holiday break.But then he said, 'Can we just do it standing up from behind?

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